lazycookies:

*rubs eyes*

*remembers i’m wearing eye makeup*

*scREAMS*

nglkendall:

Everyone is cute, they just may not be YOUR kind of cute. But they’re cute to someone, and that thought alone is adorable.

(Source: askboxmemes)

dennys:

Walk up to the club like what up let’s go to Denny’s instead.

i-have-been-johnlocked:

octopenis:

An Atheist and a Christian sit down at a bar. They both knock back a few drinks and enjoy each others company because they aren’t pretentious assholes.

rebeleverdeen:

If you freak out if I follow you consider yourself followed till the end of time

acommandingpeace:

I hate how a majority believe that when a girl’s silent she’s

falling apart

crying inside

over thinking

ect

but

maybe

she’s just picturing porn in her head